No and no! That's too much work just to get some people to move in. I want this to be, like, a fraternity house! Not bringing a bunch of lame, lovey-dovey stuff around here! [Bleh, how annoying would that be? Especially if you're stuck being single, when other people are dating! Not That. Soren. Is worried about being the single one. In that hypothetical!

He's just got no experience, too busy knighting. Ahem.]